Black market Toad house Posted on Friday 15Dec06, at 11:17 pm. Toad doesn't run a very good business. He seems to just give valuable things away for nothing. That is, when he isn't busy informing people that royal figures are places other than the current building. I doubt Bowser, or the Princess for that matter, is paying toad to do this. Does he do this out of charity? Is he blackmailed into this? I hope that toad one day realizes he needs an actual job to support all the other Toads that depend on our favorite mushroom friend. How much is a mushroom actually worth? I'm sure tons of people are clamoring to get their hands on some 'shroom. It's pretty much the world's best steroid. One shroom, and you'll be huge, but if you get caught with that fungus in your system, you can say goodbye to your goomba stompin' career. It's hard to think that something as simple and edible as a mushroom can alter the size of one's testicles. Poor Mario. Leaves are some crazy things. Say, for instance, it's Autumn. Leaves turn brown and fall off, normal stuff. If you feel the temptation to eat one of those guys off the ground, man, you'll feel like you're flying. I remember this one crazy leaf trip, I swear I had a tail.